RADIATE Already?
Yep, it's happening already. The Sneak Peek weekend for RADIATE2010 will be happening on Sept. 17, and the planning process has already begun for this year's RADIATE in the Inner Harbor of Baltimore, MD.
Believe it or not, planning for the conference began way back at the beginning of 2010, but it has recently kicked into high gear. I'll be at the Sneak Peek weekend in Baltimore next month, and if you're blessed enough to be a part of that, many fun/interesting surprises await for you!
Just call me Shelby Wonka.
Fall Traveling Schedule
The new schedule has just been posted for my traveling dates this fall semester. I'm pumped. At most locations, I'll be bringing my new book, "Jacked", if you'd like to purchase a copy. They sell online for $9.75, but if you buy one directly from me at a show or speaking engagement, they will be $6. Aren't I nice?
See you on the road!
Handerpants and Austin Bats
Even as I type this now, I’m wearing my newly acquired “handerpants” that keep the base of my hands toasty warm. In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, see my twitter feed...they’re basically underpants for your hands and I bought them while I was on vacation in Austin, TX.
Austin’s motto is: Keep Austin Weird. Appropriate, I’d say, because the place is, well...weird. A good weird, though. Cool restaurants and shops. Relatively safe and clean too. But the weirdest part about Austin has got to be the nightly flight of the 1.5 million bats that live under the capital street bridge. I stood on this bridge when dusk fell and watched hundreds of thousands of bats squeekily fly out into the city to go eat their weight in insects...and this happens every night! I’ve never heard of this happening in any other city, ever!
The smell of the bats still haunts my nostrils and the lingering memory of my week-long vacation makes me sad because it’s over. Welp, on to other important comedic things in my future. Just thought you should know.
Justin Bieber, I'm scared for you
Justin Bieber, I’m scared for you.
At the tender age of 16, you are on the verge of “the phase” that transforms every boy into a man, leaving the charm behind and ushering in (pun intended, because you were discovered by Usher) a world of acne, uncomfortably large front teeth, a bigger nose, and an unpredictable voice. Herein lies your problem, my little friend.
The magic of what makes you a worldwide draw is that pure, adorable clean sound that emanates from your mouth and touches the heart of every hormone infested 14-year-old girl from Los Angeles to Scranton. If that beautiful tone is lost to the evil thief of innocence called “puberty”, what will become of your 2-year-old career? Will it be lost forever, or will you pull a Hanson and wait for 8-10 months before you make another public appearance to sing for the masses?
Yes, the Hanson brothers released a few more albums after they made the switch, but their popularity took a giant hit, not being able to recapture the charming effects of “Mmm Bop”, and they relinquished their teen dream throne for lives of marriage and producing children with their wives before barely escaping their twenties. Will you follow in their footsteps or will you keep the beats coming after transformation takes place?
We shall all see very soon...unless you’re like me and your genetic makeup keeps you in the kid world for way too long, rendering you a laughing stock because you don’t get hair under your arms until the ripe old age of 18.
I’m scared for you, Justin Bieber, but I hold onto the hope that the eventual maturity in your singing voice will make you a better artist and not an awkward one, the likes of which no one has ever seen...with the obvious exception of Lady Gaga.
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
I saw Guy Fieri today in West Chester and decided to sprint across traffic to get a picture before he ducked into a local restaurant to grab some lunch. Nice guy. He even gave me the fist pound before I left and said, "Thanks for watching." To which I replied, "no problem". Man, I'm good.
"Jacked" Now Available Online
If you'd like to purchase a copy of my book "Jacked", it is now available online here. Great for individuals and small group studies that desire growth in the area of evangelism.
Just a note: I don't make a dime off the sales of my book. Any and all profits go directly back into the ministry of CruPress. Ergo, there is no conflict of interest here as I promote my writing.
Happy reading!
"Jacked" available at Big Break

I just received word today that the shipment has been made to Panama City Beach, and my first book, "Jacked", will be available when you get to Big Break! I wish I could give out free copies to everyone, but alas, my publisher would send me to prison if I did so. However, they will be available for the very inexpensive price of $4.00 to any student that can cough up a few Washingtons.
I'm so excited for the release of "Jacked", and when it becomes fully available online (which will be very soon) I'll let you know the web address where you can order one.
Thoughts on Significance and the Olympics
"Who am I if I'm not a skier?"-Lindsay Vonn
Let me first start by saying that I've been totally riveted by the Winter Olympics this year. I never really thought that I would care about 'Men's Nordic Finals' or 'Women's Curling', but I simply can't get enough of these Olympic Winter Games (NBC is praising God that most people are feeling that way...it's really all they've got).
Interestingly, though, I caught a short interview with downhill skier, Lindsay Vonn before the Olympics started this year, and she casually said something that made me pause and think more deeply about where our significance comes from and what I really believe success is in light of my view of God. In the midst of answering a few questions from an NBC reporter, she said, "who am I if I'm not a skier?"
Vonn, of course, probably communicated that without much thought in an attempt to validate who she is and what she does as a profession, but it really struck me that in her reality, being a skier is all of who she is...at least in her mind. That is, however, simply not true.
There is much more to Lindsay Vonn than just being a skier and perhaps one day (I hope) she will come to that realization without a tragedy befalling her. Ironically, she fell yesterday on the downhill slope and broke her right pinky finger, so we'll have to wait and see if this subsequently effects her skiing in the immediate future.
C.S. Lewis once said (and I'm paraphrasing here), "You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." How backward is that in comparison to everything else taught by the communicators of this world? Our significance cannot come from what we do and rest wholeheartedly on the performances we put out day after day, it must come from another place (a heavenly place) that once understood in its purest sense, alleviates the need and pressure to try harder all the time.
The Olympics have opened my eyes to how much value we place on performance. Notice I said we. I am 100% guilty of validating my life based upon how good I've performed in a given situation. But after connecting with the truth that God accepts me for who I am (a retched sinner, saved by the perfection of Jesus Christ alone), my performance barometer begins to loose its effect when I think about what kind of person I am.
Bridgewater Postponed, Big Break Prep
Unfortunately, the north east snow decided once again to rear its horrible ugly head and ruin more plans. I was supposed to perform last night at Bridgewater College in southwest VA, but alas, nature intervened.
The good news is that the performance has been rescheduled for April 12, alleviating any possible snowfall induced cancelations. I'm sad that I wasn't able to be there, but I'm still excited to show up in a couple of months.
In the mean time, I'm furiously working on my stuff for Big Break this year. I should be done with the major preparations very soon, but I'll still have to do some filming and editing of video while I'm on site at the Edgewater Beach Resort in Panama City Beach, FL. It's really going to be an amazing time and I can't wait to see everyone there! I'll keep you posted on what I'm up to so stay tuned to this blog...
West Virginia University

Thursday night is the night. I'm traveling to Morgantown, West Virginia for the very first time in my life. In addition to being at WVU for the first time, I'll be performing my seminar at Cru. If you're around, come on over at 9:00 and I'll see you there.
Hopefully, I won't come back home with a beard.