I just spent the last hour and 45 minutes shoveling snow and ice from my driveway...and my driveway is only about 10 feet long.  Yeah, I'm not a fan of this weather.  For crying out loud, some people will be out of power for the next 3-5 days because the ice is so heavy it's knocking out power lines like a 6th grade bully.

No me gusta this at all, no me gusta. (that's spanish and "me" is pronounced "meh", in case you were confused)

I'm thinking that Panama City Beach is lookin' nicer and nicer every second I'm up in the northern tundra called "life outside the Sunshine State".  Who's with me?  Wanna hang together for a week in Florida over Spring Break?  Let's do it.

Sugary white sands, clear ocean water, tattoo parlors...it'll be great.  Come to Big Break with me.  You won't regret leaving the chill for 7 days, I promise.