Back in college, I started a club on my campus called The Medieval Alternative Transportation Club. Basically, it was just a bunch of dudes that decided to get around campus in unique ways. One guy had a unicycle, one  had a skateboard, and I had a moped scooter. We wanted funding from the campus so we could throw a party every now and then, so we made an official proposal to a committee in order to have our club recognized, and therefore funded by the University.

In the meeting, they asked us what our mission statement was, and on the fly I blurted out, "To feel the wind in our hair."

Club status approved and the rest is medieval history.

I'll be making the rounds this upcoming semester at about 6 schools, but it's a possibility that there could be more. Keep a lookout for the Seminar Tour and hopefully I'll see you on the road. I'll be the one in the duct tape helmet, riding a Yamaha Razz at the blistering speed of 41 MPH.